Certified Slag Nutrition Facts product image (7)
Certified Slag Nutrition Facts product image (8)
Certified Slag Nutrition Facts product image (7)
Certified Slag Nutrition Facts product image (8)

Certified Slag Nutrition Facts

$47.00

Introducing the "Certified Slag Nutrition Facts" for the ultimate indulgence! Serving size: A sassy wink. Calories: Just enough to keep the toxicity levels high. Total Drama: Off the charts. Ingredients: A sprinkle of paranoia, a dash of self hate, and a whole lot of loathing. Warning: Consumption may lead to irresistible addiction, infectious thoughts, and a contagious bad attitude. Remember, this product is not for the faint of heart, but for those who embrace their inner piece of trash! Enjoy responsibly and unleash your inner cunt today!

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6.5 oz./yd² (US) 10.8 oz./L yd (CA), 80/20 cotton/polyester pre-laundered with 100% cotton face, 40 singles

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.