Crystalline Clarity Sweatshirt

Introducing the "Crystalline Clarity Sweatshirt" – where the mystical meets the brutally honest. Have you ever wanted a fortune so clear-cut, it bypasses the sugar-coating and serves you the cold, hard truth? Well, behold the tee that turns traditional positive affirmations on their head, featuring a striking crystal ball graphic with the refreshingly candid prophecy: "Go fuck yourself and have a terrible day."

This shirt is for those who find humor in the cynicism of life, who appreciate a good laugh even in the face of a day that's gone completely awry. It's perfect for wearing on those days when Mercury seems perpetually in retrograde, or when you just want to set the record straight with the universe about your expectations.

Sporting this tee doesn't just make a statement; it makes a prediction. One look into this crystal ball reveals a day filled with bewildered glances, suppressed giggles, and outright cackles. Ideal for the daring individual with a wicked sense of humor, the "Crystalline Clarity Sweatshirt" is your go-to garb for casting spells of laughter and bewilderment wherever you go. Let's face it, sometimes all you need is a good chuckle at fate's expense.