Crystalline Clarity Tee
Ever wished you could channel your inner fortune teller but with a twist of unapologetic honesty? Say no more. This tee features a mesmerizing crystal ball, the traditional emblem of foresight and wisdom. However, peek into this clairvoyant sphere and you'll find a message that's less about destiny and more about dismissing those who've overstayed their welcome in your cosmic space: "Go fuck yourself and have a terrible day."
Ideal for days when your inner oracle senses impending annoyances or for when your patience is as thin as the veil between realms, this shirt combines ethereal aesthetics with earthly candor.
This silly shirt is more than just attire; it's a vibe, a lifestyle, a cheeky nod to those who understand that sometimes, the universe's message isn't "love and light" but rather "leave me the FUCK alone." Wear it, and embrace the power of predicting your own peace by warding off negative energies (and people) with a sprinkle of humor and a whole lot of style.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Crystalline Clarity Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleevelength |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|
